Curly hair problems

I'm a morning person kinda. But the one thing I HATE doing in the morning is well you'll see.I wake up at 6ish o-clock take a shower,and get dressed. This takes me 10-15 minutes right no problem (and yes, I brushed my teeth).I listen to my music and every thing is all fun and games. Also experiment with smoothies (some are really good if might I add) But the main reason why I wake up at 6, even though my school starts at 8 is my HAIR. My curly mop has a mind of it's own. I think it hops off my head and goes to parties in the middle of the night. The night before I can wrap this 'thing' down a million times with different caps and scarfs. But some how 'It' finds a way out.Yes 'It' is a creature that is on top of my head, we just both share a body. So now I'm mad and 'It' is mad, because instead of waking up to nicely combed and moisturized hair. i wake up to a battlefield. A war that i did't sign up tried to prevent. But the thing is I always have to wet 'It' when I take morning showers. I then spend 5 mins looking at myself in the mirror with wet hair looking like a lost doggo just thinking of hairstyles, or trying to remember what that one person did in that one YouTube video to make their mops look cute. Doing the math if I spent all of this year (365 days) looking in the mirror just trying to figure out what to do with my hair that would be.....365 days*5 mins = 1,825 Mins then subtract 52 days (number of weekends a year) unless I'm going somewhere nice I let me hair do what it wants on weekends. So i spend 1,773 minutes each year trying to figure out, just figure out what to do with my hair. I just think it is funny because after trying each day and waking up early i still do the 2 same old hair styles. I wear it out in a big-ole Afro, or as a puff on the top of my head. Everyone tells I look like a pineapple (and I do) .
                               Hopefully you have better lucking doing you hair then I do,
                            and if you Bald tell me it is easier in the morning for you cause
                         I have a razor in my hand right now just give me the green light
                                                                                                                                      NT  2018